Yes we know that a lot of bands measure their success in terms of crowd size, amount of money they make per gig, or number and quality of recording contracts they're offered. But NOT US! Nope, there's only one true measure of success as far as we're concerned,

It's BOOBAGE, BUTTS, AND BEAVAGE!

And for all you beautiful ladies who have indulged us in the past we'd just like to say "Thanks for the Mammaries" and all the other assorted body parts you've flashed and shoved into our faces over the last year. It's been fun and I'm sure we speak for ALL the guys when we say:

AND NOW IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS AND AT THE EXPENSE OF GOOD TASTE WE PROUDLY OFFER...

The MEN of A&H

Pretty scary Huh?

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