Glossary of Terms
Definitions of terms used on our website and various other linked sites!
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No? = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I'm hungry = I want something you don't like to eat
6. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
7. We need to talk = You need a Lawyer
8. Nice Shirt = Where'd you get that? Goodwill?
9. Sure, go right ahead? = I'll make SURE you regret it later.
10. I love you = I OWN your ass!
11. I'm Bored = Take me Shopping.
12. Call me sometime = I'm horny - you'll do.
13. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = Yes
2. No = No
3. Maybe = I need to think about that.
4. We need = I want
5. I'm hungry = I want BEEF
6. I'm sorry = I'm sorry I got caught
7. We need to talk = You need to LISTEN
8. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
9. Sure, go right ahead? = So I can get what I want too.
10. I love you = I'm horny
11. I am bored = How bout a Blow Job?
12. Can I call you sometime? = Can I Bone you
13. How about a movie? = And lettin' Me Bone you afterwards?
14. Can I take you out to dinner? = And Bone you afterwards?
15. May I have this dance = Wanna do the Horizontal Mambo?
15. Those shoes look great with that outfit = I'm gay
Definitions of Personal Ad terminology: (Female)
40-ish................................49 or older
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone
Athletic..............................No tits
Average looking.................Butt Ugly Skank
Beautiful............................Conceited BITCH
Contagious Smile...............Annoyingly Cheerful
Emotionally Secure............Emotionally detached
Free spirit...........................Slut
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun......................................Annoying
New-Age..............................Whack Job
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs or Anal
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing.............................Talks too much
Passionate..........................Nympho
Professional........................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Chubby
Large frame.........................Whale
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker
Definitions of Personal Ad terminology: (Male)
40-ish................................If you're 20 to 35
Adventurous.....................Pervert
Athletic.............................Scrawny
Average looking................Someone you wouldn't normally date
Handsome.........................Gay or at the very least Bi.
Contagious Smile..............Lights on, Nobody home
Emotionally Secure...........Sorry, Guys don't USE this term
Free spirit..........................Gay
Friendship first..................Let's be BED BUDS
Fun.....................................Drunk
New-Age..............................Weird religious nut
Old-fashioned.....................Useless in bed
Open-minded......................Even Skanks get a shot
Outgoing.............................STD carrier
Passionate..........................Nope, we don't use this one either
Professional........................Pussy
Brawny................................Large hairy mean ass drunk
Large frame........................Whale
Wants Soul mate................DEFINITELY GAY!