Time to meet the Boyz in the Band
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Introducing
The "NEW" Beat
Dave Kist
Drums/Percussion/Vocals
Age: Senior Executive
Previous Bands: Chicago, Iggy and the Stooges, Boxcar Willie band
Musical preference: German Opera, Bluegrass Metal, Phoebe Snow
Hobbies: House Painting, Midget tossing, bungee jumping
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The Big Johnson
Darren
Lead Guitar/Vocals
Age: over 21
Previous Bands: The Byrds, Mountain, Foghat, Bad Company,
Musical Preference: Gwar! The Mentors, The plasmatics, Garbage, Motorhead,
and The Bee Gees
Hobbies: Pickin' and Shreddin', Twangin' N Schlangin',
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The Butt
Stev'r
Bass Guitar
Age: Over 40 and STILL Rockin'!
Previous Bands: Bad Mojo
Musical preference: Slipknot,
Ray Coniff, Megadeth, Metallica,
Helen Reddy, the Bee Gees, and Mudvayne!
Hobbies: Building Hot rods, Drag Racing, ebay surfin', and fendin' off groupies!
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The Backline
Griff
Guitar/Vocals
Age: Farts DUST!
Previous Bands: Bad Mojo, Point Blank
Musical Preference: shit that's easy
so he don't have to work
Too hard learnin' it.
Hobbies:
Fuckin' up even the simplest songs, falling off stages, creepin' out all the chicks, and offending literally Everyone he comes in contact with.
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Ain't Life Grand?